• how to actually get away with murder: be a white cop
  • imagineyourfaveauthor:

    imagine your fave author dedicating a book to you 


    cat people: dogs are cool too
    dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

    Animals have done us no harm and they have no power of resistance. There is something so very dreadful in tormenting those who have never harmed us, who cannot defend themselves, who are utterly in our power.
    ― John Henry Newman  (via animal-rights-quotes)






    do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

    does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

    am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

    these are our struggles

    Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

    The struggles of a man

    boo hoo

    thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

    you need an award right now



    I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time